This game could have been a classic; unfortunately it was developed by EA. The typical EA formula is, create a great game concept, create a shit game, and hype it. Everyone buys it, everyone’s pissed off.
Army of Two oozed plot, two mercenaries, fight in three of the biggest conflicts in the last two decades; Somalia, Afghanistan and Iraq. It oozed co-op, the entire campaign was co-op-able, co-op manoeuvres. It oozed fully customizable guns and vehicles.
The paragraph above was EA’s target and they fucking missed it big time. They missed their target like an American bombing raid misses its target.
The campaign had so many holes in it, it made Swiss cheese look bad. The co-op manoeuvres were like taking a piss into a cross wind. The guns had bling, which made me want to vomit. There was one vehicle and it handled worst than a burnt out Ford Escort with no wheels.
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